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wurnbo:

what do u mean we’re not friends, we follow each other

pillowbedhead:

AND SO I LAUGHED FOR A THOUSAND YEARS

phoneticmeow:

spookaroniandcheese:

what even was this show

comedy gold

madeupmonkeyshit:

How I feel when I’m bouta fight with my niggas

madeupmonkeyshit:

How I feel when I’m bouta fight with my niggas

People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

foxadhd:

Pizza Princess 

Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to.

jaythenerdkid (via escapedgoat)

"it’s a competition none of us agreed to"  I want to give the author of this quote the hardest dap ever. 

(via dynastylnoire)

mangosmoothie7:

fileformat:

STOP

who fucking did this

mangosmoothie7:

fileformat:

STOP

who fucking did this